Wednesday, February 21, 2007

This Is Hilarious

A neighbor watched as a blond kept coming outside to check her mailbox and then going inside again empty-handed. After the fourth time in ten minutes, he asked her what she was doing. "Well," she said "my computer keeps saying, 'You've got mail'."


Hahaha

Did you hear about the man who walks into a psychologist's office wearing only cling film pants?
The psychologist says, "I can clearly see your nuts!"

Confucius say: "Crowded elevators always smell different to very short people"